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FOR YOUR INFORMATION ON THE PP
DOCUMENTS.
The Site is www.duvalclerk.com/oncoreweb
Book 14421 Page 1043 pdf file 44 pages
total
NOT THE EASIEST SITE......BUT ALL THE
DOCUMENTS AND RULES ARE THERE.
The Brief has posted helpful hints several times. Sometimes the times call for a laugh....especially after the death of someone like George Carlin. Ergo, I present for your amusement:
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.
2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT - USE THE SINK.
4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.
9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
WE WANT TO MEET YOU!
LET YOUR NEIGHBORS GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER.
Instead of just passing in the elevator, let's get to know each other better. If you would like to be featured, tell us all about yourself. The following are just examples of things people would like to know about you. They are purely a guide. Feel free to be funny!
NAME:
EMAIL:
TELEPHONE:
TELL US SOMETHING INTERESTING/WEIRD ABOUT YOURSELF:
DO YOU HAVE A MOTTO FOR YOUR LIFE?:
DO YOU OWN OR RENT AT PELICAN POINT AND FOR HOW LONG?:
WHAT DO YOU ENJOY MOST OR LEAST ABOUT PELICAN POINT?:
SOME FAVORITE BOOKS, MOVIES, TV SHOWS:
ABOUT YOUR PETS:
YOUR IDEA OF PERFECT HAPPINESS:
YOUR HEROES /AND/ OR HEROINES:
GREATEST EXTRAVAGANCE:
FAVORITE VACATION: OR WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO ON VACATION?:
HOBBIES:
BEST OR WORST PHYSICAL OR MENTAL TRAIT: OR SOMETHING YOU WANT TO CHANGE ABOUT YOU?
PERSON YOU MOST ADMIRE:
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IN YOUR NEXT LIFE?:
MOST TREASURED POSSESSION:
ARE YOU SINGLE AND WANT TO MEET MORE PEOPLE OR A SPECIFIC TYPE OF PERSON? :
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